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Mar. 29th, 2009

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  • 10:41 And now it's snowing. WTF?! #
  • 10:46 Can you imagine being from some impoverished, third-world country & seeing Gallagher perform for the first time? Wouldn't you be horrified? #
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Mar. 28th, 2009

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  • 00:26 The Girlfriend bought a Wii! Gimme your Friendship Numbers (or however this thing works)! #

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Mar. 27th, 2009

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  • 00:50 When a family moves to the US from a foreign country, do they celebrate Thanksgiving their first year here, or do they wait awhile? #
  • 10:27 Today's Thing You Never Hear About: Hitler's Uncles. #
  • 11:18 Fun Fact: I have been known to eat an entire bowl of radishes in one sitting. #
  • 14:05 My work started blocking Twitter. Phooey. #
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Mar. 26th, 2009

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  • 19:18 Things like this make my brain hurt: Star Wars Fishing Supplies. tinyurl.com/dfdfwu #
  • 10:15 I'm going to try and start every day with a Thing You Never Hear About. Wish me luck, #
  • 10:16 Today's Thing You Never Hear About: Hobbit Farts. #
  • 10:26 Woman handcuffs self to husband and bites him when he calls 911. You know, to save their marriage. tinyurl.com/cyt4qe #
  • 11:06 Everybody and their cousin has already tweeted this, but here it is anyway: Where The Wild Things Are Trailer tinyurl.com/dmjmgq #
  • 11:43 I need to find a polite way of telling a coworker, "yes, I get it. It's just not funny." Any thoughts? #
  • 15:03 Untapped Market: A store that buys and sells used Halloween costumes. Granted, it would be kinda dead December-September, but still... #
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Mar. 25th, 2009

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  • 17:41 I should go back to school. I could totally write a paper titled "Hedwig & Watchmen: The Cold War, Costumes, And The Question Of Identity." #
  • 17:49 Thinking about it more, superheroes and drag queens actually have a lot in common. Surprised this hasn't been explored (much) before. #
  • 11:51 You know what you never hear about? Consensual skull-fucking. #
  • 15:37 If I knew this was going to be the last year for the South Side Irish Parade, I would have made sure we went: tinyurl.com/b44hzc #
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Mar. 24th, 2009

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  • 10:42 I love the smell of Law & Order: SVU in the morning. #
  • 10:58 Hedwig is coming to Chicago! tinyurl.com/cys3se. Also on Twitter @getHEDatATC #
  • 11:30 My dental appointment just got bumped to Monday morning. I don't know if I should be upset or relieved. #
  • 15:56 Pro Tip: Jay's brand BBQ potato chips might cost a teensy bit more than the Aldi brand, but the difference is SO worth it. #
  • 15:57 I love getting presents in the mail. It's like Animal Crossing come to life! Thanks, @cinecat! #
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Mar. 23rd, 2009

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  • 23:24 Turns out that turnips and parsnips mashed like potatoes taste really, really good! Here's the recipe: tinyurl.com/ck5z87 #
  • 23:32 Had Return Of The Jedi on while The Girlfriend wrote a paper. Her only comment: "seriously, how the hell could you shoot a teddy bear?" #
  • 23:33 Follow-up: I tried to explain that they were an EVIL empire. Also, George Lucas is not known for subtlety. #
  • 10:17 Hard to believe that a scant 4 months ago I did nothing with my weekends but sleep, drink, and watch House. Now I actually do stuff! Nice! #
  • 10:18 I think I'm going to have to add Hedwig & The Angry Inch to my list of favorite movies. It's in the top 20 at least. #
  • 10:46 My dad called me last night to say, "I know you're a liberal, but that Huckabee guy plays bass. You know, like you do." Umm... thanks Dad. #
  • 11:34 Who watches the garbage-collecting robots? tinyurl.com/aajz27 #
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Mar. 22nd, 2009

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  • 09:50 Not only is Hedwig a great movie, but the songs get stuck in your head. Yes, I'm a little late to the party. What of it? #
  • 09:51 My formula for a greatm Saturday night: pizza, beer, Trivial Pursuit, The Blob on Svengoolie, and The Girlfriend. Yay! #
  • 09:53 I love The Soup, but I don't know if my brain can handle it first thing in the morning. Dear God, these are REAL PEOPLE. #
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Mar. 21st, 2009

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  • 17:30 Quote Of The Day: "We could only love apocalypse more if it had 4 liters of silicone in each tit." -Grant Morrison tinyurl.com/cl2mlc #
  • 18:41 My userpic and The Girlfriend's userpic are both working now! Look on our disgusting cuteness, ye Mighty, and despair! #
  • 19:50 I think I may have found The Greatest Supervillain Ever: ARMLESS TIGER MAN! tinyurl.com/crstmg #
  • 10:24 The Girlfriend is getting sick of my newfound Marmaduke obsession. #
  • 10:25 On the other hand, she fully supports my obsession with Mold-A-Rama dinosaurs. #
  • 10:26 In case you're wondering what the hell Mold-A-Rama is...www.moldaramaville.com/ #
  • 14:25 The Girlfriend is writing a paper on Hedwig And The Angry Inch. I should probably watch this thing someday. Maybe later today? #
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Mar. 20th, 2009

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  • 17:16 RT myself (b/c it disappeared): Thomas Dolby and Alton Brown: Separated at birth? You be the judge! tinyurl.com/dgw4eb #
  • 17:17 Follow up: Lost-Boys-era Corey Haim and Howard The Duck (movie version): Separated At Birth? You be the judge! tinyurl.com/cvbshn #
  • 17:19 Now that there's an official DVD release, I'm kinda tempted to add Howard The Duck to my Netflix queue, just for the special features. #
  • 17:23 RT @ToplessRobot: Japanese once again prove themselves to be our superiors in every way by creating this tshirt: tinyurl.com/crcylh #
  • 17:32 The cutest children's book about diarrhea EVAR: tinyurl.com/c2km7r #
  • 19:06 Has there ever been a tv series about a zombie apocalypse? If not, why not? #
  • 10:06 I know I'm a few days late with this, but there should be an Irish folk band called The Back-Seat Drovers. #
  • 10:22 Fun Fact: @abevigoda is alive! #
  • 12:31 If this is paradise, I wish I had a lawn mower. #
  • 13:13 For @andsheewas, courtesy of @ToplessRobot: 7 Most Depressing Songs Ever Sung by a Muppet tinyurl.com/d34dqv #
  • 13:26 I love pork chops, but I hate washing the dishes afterwards. Getting that smell out of your hands is next to impossible. #
  • 14:53 VH1 is bringing back Behind The Music. Can this be far behind? tinyurl.com/chcmde #
  • 15:04 If you don't think Carla Gugino is hot, you are wrong. No, this is not up for debate. You are simply wrong. #
  • 15:13 I will gladly spend a day babysitting my nephew if it gives me an excuse to see this without looking like a dork: tinyurl.com/dcskgy #
  • 15:41 Girlfriend in a coma... I know it's serious... #
  • 16:05 For those who are confused, JOE MATHLETE EXPLAINS TODAY'S MARMADUKE: tinyurl.com/h56ns #
  • 16:29 Prepare to have your mind MOTHERFUCKING BLOWN: MARMADUKE: THE MOVIE: tinyurl.com/dzj7xp #
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Mar. 19th, 2009

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  • 18:35 Eight years have gone by and I still can't tell if The Moldy Peaches are (were?) geniuses or crap. #
  • 19:36 OH GOD, WHEN DID I BECOME SO BORING? #
  • 15:43 My retweet of @Twitter's tweet about disappearing tweets disappeared. How's that for irony? #
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  • 18:56 Only my replies to other Tweets are showing up. What's with that? #
  • 10:24 Dear River Grove Police: My last name is not Brewer. Thanks for banging on my door and shining a flashlight in my bedroom window at 1:30 am. #
  • 10:38 So my photo in my profile has changed, but you can still see the old one in my tweets. Wacky. #
  • 14:30 News Flash: Robots Get To Second Base! tinyurl.com/d86xuy #
  • 15:02 Huzzah! Seaguy is coming back! tinyurl.com/csnh73 #
  • 16:02 Odd Realization Of The Day: All Kmart stores smell exactly the same. Weird. #
  • 16:33 If I wasn't afraid of gangbangers and disease, I would love to go check out what's left of Dixie Square Mall: tinyurl.com/cvfsaq #
  • 16:34 And yes, that's the same mall that The Blues Brothers drove through. It was already closed when they made the movie in 1979. #
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  • 17:51 Steve Martin makes tons of money from awful Pink Panther remakes, but then he puts it towards projects like this: tinyurl.com/d7snfk #
  • 19:54 Browsing the AV Club archives, I find the lost connection between Blue Velvet and Back To The Future: tinyurl.com/dyy52k (see #10) #
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  • 18:58 Today I got my fourth Mold-A-Rama dinosaur! Yay! #
  • 13:48 I love finding classic movies on DVD for next to nothing at the grocery store. Last Friday's find: 1992 Best Picture Winner Unforgiven #
  • 15:49 Photo that best sums up the past weekend (I may have to use this as my new userpic): tinyurl.com/dhsgt3 #
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  • 12:00 Ugh. Hangover city. #
  • 12:06 Stupid beer. Why do you have to taste so good? #
  • 12:14 I seem to remember having conversations about dinosaurs with random strangers. Oh, what a night. #
  • 13:19 It's a beautiful day and I'o going to the zoo with The Girlfriend #
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  • 19:29 Like that Twitter bird logo? Turns out the guy who designed it only got paid $6.00 tinyurl.com/btjmkd #
  • 20:12 My current desktop at work (larger version of this): tinyurl.com/bjzsrb Yes, I'm a dork. #
  • 11:02 Testing out new phone. #
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  • 11:45 RT @ToplessRobot: First image of Destro in his mask. Looks surprisingly like Kryten from Red Dwarf. is.gd/ndJD #
  • 11:52 Y'all need to start following @TheMime. For serious, yo. #
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  • 11:00 Turns out that not even Mupeteers are recession-proof: tinyurl.com/brqdra #
  • 11:05 First Comiskey Park becomes US Cellular Field. Then Marshall Field's becomes Macy's. Now this. Grr... tinyurl.com/d5fdnd #
  • 11:13 C'mon FedEx. My package has been in your truck for five hours. #
  • 15:14 Normally I love Frank Quitely's art, but his Robin looks like an evil version of Opie from The Andy Griffith Show: tinyurl.com/cqxk8g #
  • 15:16 Again, I'm stealing from @ToplessRobot: Claire-Bear eats babies! tinyurl.com/chaewt #
  • 15:27 I know you're all sick to death of Watchmen, but... Hostess Fruit Pies! tinyurl.com/cm25nz #
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  • 17:38 Woo! I'm getting a new phone! #
  • 18:21 I could say that I miss the old days, when the St. Pat's parade marched down Michigan Ave. (instead of Columbus), but that would be a lie. #
  • 19:18 Man, I really want to build a Tesla Coil, but I'm pretty sure it would violate the lease: tinyurl.com/b5sx9t #
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  • 14:58 Actual conversation I had recently (taken out off context for maximum hilarity): "You're not Batman!" "And you're not fudge." #
  • 15:16 No, your eyes do not deceive you. Those really are the words "Special Edition" at the bottom of the case. tinyurl.com/b466xn #
  • 16:03 Have some fun with your coworkers! Take bets as to whether or not your poop is gonna float! #
  • 16:15 Patton Oswald on Watchmen and The New Silver Age Of Television: tinyurl.com/dlowvp #
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  • 20:51 Just saw Watchmen. Maybe it wasn't as detailed or though-provoking as the book, but it's the best adaptation they could have made. #
  • 21:08 Anybody else catch Tears For Fears' "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" playing quietly behind Ozy? Nice touch! #
  • 21:22 Miss the squid? So does HITLER. tinyurl.com/bv3kkd #
  • 23:21 A difference of opinion: I preferred the book version of Silk Specter II. The Girlfriend preferred the movie version. Wacky. #
  • 23:23 Oh, and for those of you not in the know, whenever I say "The Girlfriend," I'm referring to @andsheewas. #
  • 23:26 Hey Twitterverse! Did any of you see Watchmen without reading the book first? If so, what were your thoughts? #
  • 23:46 What if Woody Allen had directed Watchmen? www.slate.com/id/2212953/ #
  • 00:44 Watchmen Fanboys: The Girlfriend spent the weekend writing a paper on Frankenstein. You wouldn't BELIEVE how much Hollywood changed that one #
  • 11:27 Man, I love @ToplessRobot. He's written the best Watchmen review I've read (so far): tinyurl.com/czccaz #
  • 11:31 ENOUGH WITH THIS "FREE LAPTOP" MOTHERFUCKERY! ENOUGH I SEZ! #
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  • 17:42 The weather might be crappy out, but it gives me the motivation to stay in and do some much-needed laundry. #
  • 17:44 Tonight I am going to attempt to cook steak for the first time. Don't fail me, Rachael Ray! #
  • 14:03 RT @hubcomics Love this: bit.ly/ruin_watchmen #
  • 14:05 This morning I slept in while The Girlfriend finished her 10-page Frankenstein paper. And today is our anniversary. Am I a bad boyfriend? #
  • 14:06 (Keep in mind that yesterday I went grocery shopping, did the laundry, and cooked us some steaks.) #
  • 14:15 Got tickets for Watchmen You didn't think I wasn't going to see it opening weekend, didja? #
  • 14:33 Guest, McKean, & Shearer are touring (as themselves). Might just have to go. www.unwigged.com #
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  • 17:44 Watchmen Book Vs. Film (spoilers-a-plenty): tinyurl.com/ckdrqw #
  • 18:58 Oh man. @malki wins at creating new animals. He wins so hard. wondermark.com/495/ #
  • 19:40 Just looking at Google's map of Chicago and surrounding area. Turns out I was WAY wrong about Grand Ave., our apartment, and Navy Pier. #
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  • 18:40 Whether Watchmen is good or bad, you just know that a Dr. Manhattan dick joke will be in the next Date/Epic/Disaster/Whatever Movie. Ugh. #
  • 15:22 Had a dream the other night that The Girlfriend and I were baking a chocolate cake for @brianzieske and Mikey Likes It. Weird. #
  • 15:25 The Science Of Dr. Manhattan: tinyurl.com/9eugp4 #
  • 16:46 The lunchmeat I was going to eat today had turned green and moldy. Conclusion: God wants me to actually observe Lent this year. #
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  • 18:59 Oh God. I just tried to Photoshop Chris Meloni as Green Lantern. The results were hideous. #
  • 12:38 Almost bought some Watchmen merch at the mall yesterday. Then I remembered how I got burned by The Phantom Menace 10 years ago. Never again. #
  • 12:53 The weather might actually be nice enough to go to the zoo this weekend! Woo! #
  • 12:54 (FYI: I bought The Girlfriend a membership to Brookfield Zoo for Christmas and we haven't had a chance to use it yet.) #
  • 12:59 (Also, The Girlfriend and I both think that having a wedding reception at the zoo would be Awesomesauce Cubed: tinyurl.com/aeqmm4) #
  • 14:23 Ebert loves Watchmen. Then again, he loved The Phantom Menace and Pete Jackson's King Kong, so who knows? tinyurl.com/7vk9a #
  • 14:27 Ebert's further thoughts on Dr. Manhattan: tinyurl.com/chm2kp #
  • 15:08 Has Iron Man ever gotten drunk and tried to pick a fight with Magneto? Because that would be hilariously one-sided. #
  • 15:11 Running a Google search on "Iron Man vs. Magneto" reveals something very interesting: a lot of people have WAY too much time on their hands. #
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  • 17:44 err-- BOOKS without pictures. #
  • 18:00 RT @SteveDahlShow "I see that Rod Blagojevich got a book deal. Please tell me it's a coloring book." #
  • 18:01 Fun Fact: Having a crush on Neko Case does not make you unique. tinyurl.com/brdoh6 #
  • 19:42 Uh-oh. Bloggers are loving Watchmen, but actual film critics are hating it. That's not a good sign. tinyurl.com/bxypxt #
  • 14:57 You can now buy Watchmen (the book) at Target. I never thought I'd see the day. #
  • 15:00 Whenever I see one of those shopping cart escalators, I can't help but think, "damn it, why didn't I invent that?" #
  • 16:23 We gonna rock down to ELECTRIC AVENUE, and then we'll take it higher! #
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  • 17:48 RE: Latest Watchmen trailer - Whatever misgivings Alan Moore might have, he has to admit that Phillip Glass is perfect Dr. Manhattan music. #
  • 18:15 The last time I bought jeans, Clinton was president. I may be overdue. #
  • 18:48 io9 answers 9 Questions You May Have About Watchmen: tinyurl.com/cm8hrc #
  • 18:50 (and even if you know the book backwards and forwards, they include some great ideas on specifically why Moore ended it with a squid) #
  • 19:07 Proof that people from downstate Illinois are insane: The sewers of Champaign-Urbana are clogged with PLACENTAS. tinyurl.com/c7z8nu #
  • 10:47 I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR #
  • 15:17 A black dude from Chicago is president. I have a live-in girlfriend. A Watchmen movie is coming out this weekend. Is this all a dream? #
  • 15:20 Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species. I have an easier time remembering that than the mnemonic. Does that make me a nerd? #
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  • 11:06 Did I mention that we bought leopard-print pillow cases off the clearance rack? Well, we did #
  • 16:04 This orange has an insane amount of seeds in it. Seriously, it's like 30% seeds, 70% orange. #
  • 16:06 Laugh if you must, but I'm genuinely going to miss Paul Harvey. tinyurl.com/con3u6 #
  • 16:11 You know it's gonna be a good list when The Picnic Table Fucker is only #6 (out of 6): tinyurl.com/arefn9 #
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  • 17:04 We have throw pillows and plates with roosters on them!!! Now, onward to Medieval times!!!!!! Hooray for exclamation marks!!!!!!!!! #
  • 21:06 Medieval Times is ridiculous and awesome. #
  • 21:10 And The Girlfriend sez I can wear the crown all night! Woo! #
  • 10:51 We have a colander! Huzzah! #
  • 12:07 This will be The Girlfriend's first St. Pat's in Chicago. She has no idea how insane things can get. (And yes @eightk, you should come out.) #
  • 12:08 Also, we're going to Pittsburgh for Easter. Woo! This will be my first trip there! #
  • 12:09 Is it bad that I kind of want to see The House Bunny? #
  • 12:16 Me: Yeah, it was probably something lame like Air Bud Goes Jai Alai. The Girlfriend: Or Madea Goes To Aldi. Me: (cracks up) #
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  • 17:55 Nerds rejoice! The Star Trek Experience is returning to Las Vegas! tinyurl.com/coup8p #
  • 18:30 I'm 32 years old and I'm wearing Super Mario underpants. #
  • 10:43 Courtesy of @ToplessRobot: Watchmen / Futurama mashup. Genius! tinyurl.com/an54ms #
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  • 17:50 Is it possible to be really passionate about stoicism? #
  • 17:54 Also, shouldn't the Wikipedia page on Stoicism have at least SOME reference to Spock? He's only the most famous stoic in pop culture. #
  • 11:16 Jesus Christ, you people do a lot of tweeting while I'm asleep. #
  • 11:17 Also, I love the fact that @wilw is a Wilco fan. He even named his newest book after a track from Being There. #
  • 11:19 Also also, I dreamed that I read that they were making a third Hellboy movie. Yes, my dreams sometimes take the form of press releases. #
  • 15:38 Saturation by Urge Overkill. Junior Citizen by Poster Children. Two great, overlooked 90s albums from Illinois bands. #
  • 15:40 Nothing depresses and frustrates me more than wasted potential. Eternal Darkness has that in spades. #
  • 15:44 Yes! I love Grant Morrison's All-Star Superman! tinyurl.com/buqcve #
  • 15:48 On the other hand, they missed the boat with this one. C'mon, people! No love for Coupling? tinyurl.com/aqyqvu #
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  • 18:42 Grrr. This is 2009. Paying your credit card bill online is supposed to be EASY. #
  • 19:30 I've never been to Medieval Times, even though it's nearby. I've got a 2-for-1 coupon. The Girlfriend and pretty much HAVE to go, don't we? #
  • 11:31 "I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!" was in X-Men 3. Will "pork chop sandwiches!" be in the G.I. Joe movie? #
  • 11:35 Actually, we should all go see the G.I. Joe movie when it comes out and yell "pork chop sandwiches!" at the screen. It would be awesome. #
  • 11:36 (For those who have no idea what I'm talking about: tinyurl.com/5p3gre) #
  • 13:09 BLAAARGH. Forgot my phone at home. #
  • 13:47 Hmm. I kinda did a half-assed job ironing this shirt. #
  • 14:26 So @wilw wants to marry The Onion and @michaelianblack wants to marry Dr. Pepper. I don't think these people understand how marriage works. #
  • 15:13 Jesus Christ, work is boring today. #
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  • 18:55 @ all the fanboys: Calm the fuck down. TDK wasn't nominated for Best Picture because it's a half hour too long and it has no sense of pacing #
  • 01:14 Wow. It turns out that @malki discovered some disturbing Freudian undertones in Marmaduke roughly 4 years ago: tinyurl.com/ag3qy4 #
  • 13:59 @ America: thisiswhyyourefat.com/ #
  • 14:11 Mang, I should not have brought this bag of licorice snaps with me to work #
  • 14:11 (and yes, I appreciate the irony of having just posted that thisiswhyyourefat.com link a few minutes ago) #
  • 14:16 The Expendables: Manliest Movie Ever? tinyurl.com/5rjsbl #
  • 14:55 @ all the fanboys: The prequels did NOT rape your childhood. Lucas was saving that for Minnie Mouse as Slave Leia: tinyurl.com/agmhz9 #
  • 15:33 Link That The Girlfriend Should Never Click: Fish with transparent head (via io9): tinyurl.com/bw65cq #
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  • 19:11 RE The Oscars' closing "Coming Soon!" montage: I just liked that the music was Beck covering Dylan's "Leopard-Skinned Pillbox Hat." #
  • 09:46 This has been the coldest, snowiest winter in over 20 years. I am so ready for it to be over. #
  • 09:53 Tomorrow is Ash Wednesday! Don't forget to replace your hand with a chainsaw! #
  • 10:08 If you've never put cinnamon in your coffee, you need to try it at least once. #
  • 10:15 Why do these hardcore conservatives keep following me? Seriously, you guys. I voted for Obama and I like gay people, poor people, & women. #
  • 10:18 Do your part to help the economy! Buy more beer! tinyurl.com/bghhxv #
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  • 17:23 Wanna make the Oscars more interesting? Let Jello Biafra host next year! #
  • 20:26 I don't case what anybody sez. Wall-E shoulda been nominated for Best Picture. #
  • 22:23 Does Danny Boyle have hair plugs? #
  • 22:34 Quote Of The Night: She's not hammered! She's italian! -The Girlfriend #
  • 22:46 They should've had Penn and Rourke fight for it #
  • 11:00 CLTV just attributed Coraline to Tim Burton. Bastards. #
  • 11:52 Reduced sugar oatmeal is the definition of No Fun #
  • 16:05 Retweeted from @ToplessRobot: Best. Craigslist ad. Ever. tinyurl.com/7fjp6w #
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  • 23:54 If you're a Star Wars fan and you aren't following @Ackbar, you really should be. #
  • 10:58 Laziest weekend I've had in awhile, and I'm okay with that. The weather's been shitty and I'm a little broke at the moment. #
  • 11:01 MTV's Spoilers sucks. As much as I loved seeing @wilw on my tv again, I was really hoping for an actual INTERVIEW with Zach Snyder. #
  • 11:02 Also, Revenge Of The Fallen looks like it should be called "OMG FUCKING EXPLOSIONS!!!1!1!!one (With The Occasional Transformer)" #
  • 11:07 Me: Want me to make you a sandwich? The Girlfriend (jokingly): Poof, you're a sandwich. Me: ... Did you just say "poo for your sandwich?!" #
  • 11:20 Y'know, Sondheim's great and all, but you know what Broadway's always needed? Fart jokes. tinyurl.com/bu3s2z #
  • 11:21 P.S.: Yes, I was being sarcastic. #
  • 13:23 Ahhh... I always get this wonderful sense of self-satisfaction after cleaning the bathroom. #
  • 13:23 Honestly, why do they bother showing Kill Bill on TV? They're just going to edit the shit out of it. #
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  • 18:28 New album cover meme making the rounds... tinyurl.com/aoybjr #
  • 18:56 Oh lord. This is almost as good as Garfield Minus Garfield: betterzits.blogspot.com/ #
  • 12:55 Woo! Free vodka shots at the grocery store! #
  • 14:50 Lazy Saturday afternoon. The Girlfriend is doing homework. Do I keep watching Fight Club on A&E or play some video games? #
  • 14:52 Urrghh. Fight Club makes me want to smoke. #
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  • 19:35 According to @wilw, Watchmen (the movie) lives up to the hype. If he'll endorse it, that's good enough for me. tinyurl.com/c3cxe3 #
  • 14:56 Just realized that the Pumpkins song in the 1st Watchmen trailer is the B-Side to the theme from Batman & Robin. Coincidence or intentional? #
  • 16:33 The Best Animated Feature category exists solely to keep Pixar from ever winning a Best Picture award (or at least a nomination). #
  • 16:43 6 Nerd Movies Snubbed By The Academy (a surprisingly balanced, well-thought-out article): tinyurl.com/dk9oy9 #
  • 18:28 New album cover meme making the rounds... tinyurl.com/aoybjr #
  • 18:56 Oh lord. This is almost as good as Garfield Minus Garfield: betterzits.blogspot.com/ #
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Wow. It's been nothing but Twitter updates for weeks around here. I'll get to talking about Valentine's Day and my grandmother's funeral soon enough, but first, a meme (stolen from The AV Club):




New meme: here's a totally random way to make your new random band's new random album cover. Post one! Go to “Wikipedia.” Hit “random” and the first article you get is the name of your band. Then go to “Random Quotations” and the last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. Then, go to Flickr and click on “Explore the Last Seven Days” and the third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.


The results I got were way better that anything I could have come up with on my own...Collapse )

Tweets for Today

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  • 19:41 I told you people that the Snuggie was evil: tinyurl.com/aebyeq #
  • 19:41 Today has been productive. I bought some tires and I'm almost done with my taxes. #
  • 11:33 The Dems should have never let Burris in in the first place. Also, the locals have always known he's a loud-mouthed blowhard. #
  • 11:34 Haven't had a cigarette since Thanksgiving. It's gotten to the point where smoking seems bizarre and alien to me. #
  • 11:43 Best headline you'll see this month: Toddler Marries Dog tinyurl.com/d7b8ra #
  • 15:57 As if Watchmen condoms weren't bad enough: tinyurl.com/dyodz7 (I'm starting to feel Alan Moore's pain) #
  • 16:05 Just what you always never wanted: The She-Thing (as in a female version of The Thing from The Fantastic Four): tinyurl.com/dx356h #
  • 17:56 I'm sorry, but I just don't get what you kids like so much about The Fray. #
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  • 15:55 So it's come to this: Watchmen condoms tinyurl.com/anvqc6 (and yes, they're real and they're blue). #
  • 17:01 Yes, I drive a Mitsubishi Lancer. Yes, I live in the Chicagoland area. No, this did not happen to me: tinyurl.com/cw6wrv #
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  • 12:03 Strange weekend. Yesterday was the best Valentine's Day ever, but today I'm going to a wake. #

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  • 19:42 I love the fact that both The Girlfriend and @wilw dig this... tinyurl.com/bqrdat #
  • 11:45 Happy Valentine's Day! Takin' my lady out later, but first I'm buyin' a suit. #
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  • 15:17 Left a surprise for The Girlfriend back at The Apartment (and no, I did NOT poop in the bed). #
  • 15:26 Awesomely Horrible Idea Of The Day: Little candies that look like roadkill. I call them... VarMints! #
  • 16:14 I am really craving gum right now. #
  • 18:55 Interview with the guys who created Wonder Showzen and Xavier: Renegade Angel. Yes, they really are that weird. tinyurl.com/d8j59u #
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  • 12:42 It's Lincoln's birthday! In suspend Habeas Corpus! #
  • 15:27 Yeah, I meant "Go suspend Habeas Corpus." Stupid text message #
  • 15:27 Quote Of The Moment: "My girl's so fine, I wanna suck her daddy's dick!" #
  • 15:39 Since everybody else is posting pictures of baby animals... tinyurl.com/7xqsnc #
  • 18:45 Pro Tip For Dudes: Never call a vagina a "front-butt." #
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  • 19:01 Gah! Been too busy for Twitter! #

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  • 20:00 Bender's Game might be the weakest of the Futurama movies (so far), but it's still pretty good. #
  • 01:08 Saw a pair of these today: tinyurl.com/6fvqjf #
  • 01:13 Also, I think I might have to go through with my idea for a B-52's tribute band. Raging homophobes aside, I bet we'd be pretty popular. #
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  • 20:36 Coraline! #
  • 02:21 Turns out that Chuck & John are playing at Molly Malone's! #
  • 11:54 #coralinereview Best non-Pixar animated film of the decade. The 3D kinda gave me a headache, but I have a really bad lazy eye. #
  • 13:15 Second City Presents... Rod Blagojevich Superstar! tinyurl.com/az2u8g #
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  • 19:36 Watchmen Halloween costumes. The Comedian looks like if Ron Jeremy mated with a copier from 1991. tinyurl.com/arq65e #
  • 10:31 I think my facial hair growth is accelerating. #
  • 11:51 Had a dream that the government had secret files on chickens. Like, individual files on individual chickens, tracking their movements, etc. #
  • 11:53 Going to my sister's Mary Kay shindig today. They promoted her to a director position. #
  • 11:55 The Girlfriend and I are having The Snuggie Argument again. It's a robe! A robe you wear backwards! #
  • 12:07 Existential snowman, courtesy of @birdseyeview: tinyurl.com/cdevnn #
  • 13:58 Aaahhh! Attack of the Mary Kay Commandoes! #
  • 15:23 Woo! I'm so proud of my sister! #
  • 16:22 My nephew is awesome. #
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